May 2013
congragulation:
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
theselener:
when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
dietchola:
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
phinflynn:
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
